taxidermizing:

Stroking my bush thoughtfully

angelpassing:

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

doctorcrusher:

they were playing running up the hill yesterday at the bar and I realized that when kate bush says she is “running up that building” she is probably using the stairs. and not running up the side of the building. like naruto

koloocheh:

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

comfytaire:

severely unwell. thanks mr hozier

frawgs:

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

columboscreens:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

penismage:

startedraining:

“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”

“….. Monkey.”

“Why—?”

“Monkey! You have shown me monkey….. Mmm…. Monkey.”